Ooh, Scary

Tim Blair notes this frightening display of bad ass epic fail:



Ooh, scary. More scary than Blood Sucking Monkeys from West Mifflin, Pennsylvania, I'd say.

Seriously, dude. He thinks he is scaring the police? What is he going to do? Live in their basement and eat their food without paying rent or chipping in for groceries? Ooh. Scary.

Really, the lad needs a better catch phrase. "I have a pair of hand cuffs and know how to use them" isn't as frightening as he appears to believe. It probably isn't as sexy as he hoped, either, is my guess.

Silly cul-de-sac communist publicly threaten cops he thinks are abusive with a citizen's arrest with his very own hand cuffs? Does he have a plastic police badge too, from the same set? Seriously, he says they are basically rogue cops outside the law. Why would they be afraid of being arrested by him? Who is he going to get to try them? The local organic co-op bakery? His World of Warcraft band?

No, if you want to scare the police, try this:



Now that would really be scary.