We're Number One!

Occupy Toronto and Occupy London are Potemkin Villages of empty tents at night. The Revolution is cold, apparently. Valley Forge, they ain't.

Which of course leads me to puff up in my pride in America. Even our scum are made of sterner stuff than Canadian and British scum. We know our American camps are occupied because no small group of protesters could generate the amount of filth, illness, crime, and disease that our Occupiers manage.

Our Occupiers may not have the ability to self organize a sustainable community, but at least they are tough enough to endure the mess they create.

Americans rule!