Al Gorezeera

Al Gore sold his left-wing network to Al Jazeera. Gosh, why would Al Jazeera find a left-wing American audience receptive to their programming?

But wait, it gets better. Gore tried to sell to Al Jazeera before the end of last year to avoid paying higher taxes. Or as the left calls it, his "fair share." Huh.

Oh. And remember that this is recycled oil money that Gore is collecting. Nice. I imagine Al Gore will be reciting quite a few Hail Gaeas to make up for that sin.

Al Jazeera announced a fusion of the two stations for future operations--reducing humanity's carbon footprint one Israeli at a time.

On the bright side, Chuck Hagel may have some job opportunities now that his nomination to the Department of Defense is in deep trouble.