Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Fifty Shades of Hillary

The sado-masochist orgy of BS that the Clinton hearings on Benghazi represented was truly a privilege to watch unfold:

A lot of people in Washington apparently forgot how good Hillary Clinton is at not telling the truth.

Wednesday, in her testimony before the Senate and, later, the House, Clinton brilliantly fudged, dodged, and filibustered. Of course, she’s a pro. Clinton was slow-walking depositions, lawyering up, and shifting blame when many of her questioners were still civilians down on the farm.

Aided by a ridiculous format, she outfoxed most of the Republicans with ease.

Meanwhile, the Democrats, almost uniformly, seemed singularly interested in celebrating Mrs. Clinton as a global diva who somehow manages to carry the burden of her awesomeness with humility and grace. If smoking were still allowed in the Capitol, one could easily imagine her removing a cigarette from a gold case and tapping it nonchalantly on the witness table, and the entire Democratic caucus leaping over their desks for the chance to light it for her.

Do read it all. Hillary's performance was masterful. The supporting dancers high-kicked in a stunning choreography that was nearly flawless.

Hillary Clinton, and President Obama, have gotten away with their lies about Benghazi.

Our press used to care about such things. Now they just want to throw their panties at the president and Hillary. It's almost as if they believe they deserve what they get.

Truly, this will be taught in crisis management classes for decades to come. The manly tears of sadness over the death of a man who apparently couldn't get her to read his requests for better security because of the many messages that come addressed to her were icing on the cake.

The entire Democratic caucus signed a nondisclosure statement for Hillary, and she had her way with them. The Republicans just closed their eyes and thought of England, or something.

Sadly, none of them earned any love from Madame Secretary. Or even respect. She spanked them. One can only hope they can remove the ball gag as she walks off into the sunset, basking in the praises of her submissives who have no idea they aren't even compatible.