Sunday, February 16, 2014

The Steyn Affair

Mark Steyn continues to sit in the dock at great personal expense for daring to challenge the AGW-centric theory of global warming that the Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Consensus proclaims is beyond challenge.

Because as everyone knows, true science is only truly settled by a court judgment against dissent against the orthodox.

And if Mann's grasp of science is as strong as his grasp of who he represents in this affair, I'm buying more blankets.

Good grief, people, I'm reasonably sure that Mann's libel case rests on proving Steyn weighs the same as a duck.



Come on! Mann's case asserts that Steyn's wordsmithing turned Mann into a figurative newt. Notwithstanding that he got better.

Say it all together, people:

We believe in one Consensus,
the Gore, the Mann,
maker of model and hockey stick,
and of computer code that is, seen and unseen.

Fear not, believers, the IPCC is busy working epicycles into the models to make them conform to observations.

Now go and emit no more.