This was fun:
One hospital, one auto-repair shop, one tire store, and two days.
But it was my own fault, really.
I had the choices of slamming on my brakes and inviting a rear-end collision, swerving into the left lane and hitting a car, floating above the crater, or driving through it while maintaining control and avoiding hitting anybody else.
I chose the last option, and hence it was really all my fault.
Obviously.
Actually, from the clip, I could have gone all the way to the right and avoided it. But I don't remember it being obvious at the time that the hole didn't extend to the curb. Water may have obscured that fact.
My hubcap is in my trunk. It's mine.