Capturing the Essence of the EU

As the EU self destructs over monetary policy and spending, it's nice that the EU apparatchiki can still look for opportunities to get ahead:

A corruption scandal at the top of the European Union flared up again Wednesday into a verbal war of words.

Eight days after EU Health Commissioner John Dalli suddenly resigned from the EU's executive office over influence peddling accusations relating to tobacco legislation, heated charges flew between him and EU Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso.

Gosh, I hope they update Citzalia! But I still need to improve my bribery saving roll.