Monday, October 15, 2012

Trolling for Muppetophobia

Mark Steyn thinks that defending muppets is strangely appropriate for President Obama, who thinks PBS funding is more important to discuss than security at the Benghazi consulate:

The United States is the first nation in history whose democracy has evolved to the point where its leader is provided with a wide-body transatlantic jet in order to campaign on the vital issue of public funding for sock puppets. Sure, Caligula put his horse in the senate, but it was a real horse. At Ohio State University, the rapper will.i.am introduced the president by playing the Sesame Street theme tune, which oddly enough seems more apt presidential-walk-on music for the Obama era than “Hail to the Chief.”

Amazingly, the president's supporters agree. With the wet dream of a million puppets dancing in their heads, they of course want a Million Muppet March to support the richest Muppet ever--a clear one percenter.

I suspect that the march is just there to troll for a video of a Tea Partier yelling "dirty sock!" at the protesters.

The Life of Big Bird is now a reason to support the president's reelection. Amazing. They are the real Fabricated Americans.