Don't Quit the UN--Move It

When plants have human rights, humans are demoted. Someday, somebody will think it is fine to "weed" the people of the Earth.

I think we'd have fewer problems with the sainted international community if we put United Nations headquarters and offices right smack dab in the middle of Chad. We could fund it just by selling the land the current UN sits on in New York and satellite offices in Europe.

Admit it. It would also be fun to do.