Who wouldn't want to go there?
Welcome to the place where imagination is the destination. For Lexus and olive tree, flat and hot — it's the Greenest place on earth! Come build memories with your family that last a lifetime as you discover the wonder of this magical, fantastical world. When you enter one of the Lands that comprise Friedmanland Park, banal phrases come to life around you, immersing you in tales from some of your favorite New York Times articles ...
All in all, pretty goofy stuff.