I wrote this ad for my senior yearbook when I was 17:
I was fairly amused that "Paphian" passed faculty scrutiny. Amazingly, this did not foreshadow nearly 40 years of Satanism, or whatever.
I choose not to expose the other 17 sponsors. Because people have gone effing insane.
For the record, one brother teacher thought "Reformed Apathetic" was pretty funny. And rather too close to the truth.
