Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Really?

This is a problem?

Loretta Tuell, staff director and chief counsel for the Senate Indian Affairs Committee, said Tuesday it was inappropriate to link Geronimo, whom she called "one of the greatest Native American heroes," with one of the most hated enemies of the United States.

Oh God, give me strength.

Look, as a proud member of the Irish-American community, I hereby give the United States government permission to designate the next al Qaeda target on our kill-list with the code name "Leprechaun" without having to worry that my fragile ego and self esteem might be damaged by having that word associated with a victory in the war on terror.