What if gas hit $5 a gallon? Here are some benefits (and we're serious about most of them)[.]
Once you get past the idiocy of the premise, it is nigh well impossible for me to separate the serious from the not-serious "benefits."
I guess we can look forward to these scenes at our gas stations:
Always look on the bright side of $5.00 per gallon gasoline.
Dare we hope for the blessings of higher prices than that?