My DHS Confession

As long as the Department of Homeland Security is looking for former military men who are threats to national security, I might as well confess my shame that I was a teenaged killbot.

Don't say you weren't warned.

But you can't blame DHS, really. Their whole purpose is to defend the homeland. But if our president has declared the war on terror over, justifying your budget might be kind of tough without an actual threat to our homeland's security.

So our 1990s retread federal officials dredged up the dreaded 1990s Michigan Militia to justify their mission.

As the expression goes, we're in the very best of hands.