Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you're prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.
It's a shame we don't have a real world example of a threat.
Well, perhaps some man-caused disaster as a reason to prepare will come to mind in a couple days.
Under the circumstances, I'm deeply offended by the zombie preparation campaign.