Is Santa Claus coming to town? Don't know. But it is time to get your little ones ready for a Xi Jinping Flu Omicron Variant Winter of Severe Illness and Death, after seeing what's under the Covid Tree tomorrow!
"Fauci Rules Will Never Expire"
[Chorus]
You better watch out
You better not scoff
You better not pout
He's gonna get tough, Fauci rules will never expire
He's making a list
He's checking your mask
He's going to find out
Who's gotten the vax, Fauci rules will never expire
[Pre-Chorus]
He sees you when you're shopping
He knows when you're not home
He knows when you are masked or not
So mask up and do not roam
[Chorus]
You better watch out
You better not scoff
You better not pout
He's gonna get tough, Fauci rules will never expire
You better watch out
You better not scoff
You better not pout
He's gonna get tough, Fauci rules will never expire
He's making a list
He's checking your mask
He's going to find out
Who's gotten the vax, Fauci rules will never expire
[Pre-Chorus]
He sees you when you're shopping
He knows when you're not home
He knows when you are masked or not
So mask up and do not roam
[Chorus]
You better watch out
You better not scoff
You better not pout
He's gonna get tough, Fauci rules will never expire
[Pre-Chorus]
He sees you when you're shopping
He knows when you're not home
He knows when you are masked or not
So mask up and do not roam
[Chorus]
You better watch out
You better not scoff
You better not pout
He's gonna get tough, Fauci rules will never expire
He's making a list
He's checking your mask
He's going to find out
Who's gotten the vax, Fauci rules will never expire
Fauci rules will never expire
Fauci rules will never expire
Fauci rules will never expire
But I hope you have a Merry C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S., anyway!