This Will Not End Well

The Transportation Security Administration claims long lines are caused by lack of money to cope with volume. But apparently the umbrella organization of the Department of Homeland Security has enough money to branch out into areas that I fail to see are related to homeland security in any way whatsoever (tip to Instapundit):

Good news, my fellow Americans: all terrorist threats and other dangers to our national security have been handled. How else to explain the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) participating in local prostitution stings across the country on the regular and, now, turning their attention toward unlicensed massage therapists?

Thank God the Department of Homeland Security has the resources to divert from protecting our airports to fight the dreaded happy ending in a massage parlor.