Pucker Up

Who knew that when those who cherish personal freedom told the nanny staters to figuratively kiss our behinds that the statists would take the invitation literally and insist our behinds be pristine enough to smooch?

From Britain--but whether it is The Beatles, The Office, or hygiene patrols, you never know what will jump the pond.

Actually, I assume this is satire. I googled the office title and only hit Delingpole references. God help us all if my assumption is faulty ...