Princess Mary of Denmark caught the eye of Pentti Arajarvi — married to Finnish president Tarja Halonen — when they sat next to each other at a state banquet.
Mr Arajarvi was blatantly staring at her breasts, only looking away when she suddenly turned towards him.
Seinfeld has advice for this situation:
Although in the real world it gets in The Sun rather than being like looking at the sun.
Several centuries ago, a Danish squadron would be laying waste to the port facilities of Helsinki by now.
Oh, the first link has the video.