Several parts of the impoverished country remain under the control of former soldiers and street gangs that led the three-week rebellion that ousted Aristide — raising concerns about their ability to sway elections. Members of Aristide's Lavalas Family Party have refused to participate in elections until he returns from exile.
Aristide vowed to return to Haiti.
"I will return. I don't know when, but I will return," SAPA quoted him as saying.
"My dream is to continue to serve the people. My constitution prevents me from serving as president again. That leaves me to do what I always wanted to do — to serve as a priest."
Oh, he'd never return in order to resume hackin' and killin' and lootin'. Oh no! Never.
Hey, "Father" Aristide (what the heck, Stalin went to seminary school), if you really want to serve, look around you in Africa. They could use some help. Serve as a priest there.
Because if you return to Haiti, we all know that you are pining to restore Haiti to the number 3 slot in the Axis of El Vil.
