Hell, make the hurricane scale go to "11."
It's very special, because most hurricane scales go to 5. So Gore made it louder.
Now go and emit no more.
UPDATE: What the heck, go to 12.
Al Gore claims that last year's New York City flooding from Hurricane Sandy proves--"ahead of schedule," no less--that his prediction in An Inconvenient Truth that New York City (and large parts of the globe, too) would flood from global warming-caused sea level rises was prophetic.
Seriously, is Al Gore even sane any more?
Tip to Instapundit.