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I have finally salvaged my pre-Blogger TDR archives and added them into Blogger. They are almost totally in the form of one giant post for each month. And the formatting strayed from the originals. Sorry. But historians everywhere can rejoice that this treasure trove of my thoughts is restored to the world. And for your own safety, don't click on any old Geocities links or any of their similar variations in my posts. Those sites have been taken over by bad and/or dangerous sites. Hover over links first!

Monday, April 06, 2015

Spongespine Spandexpants

In the post-nuclear blast world of Foggy Bottom, I give you my ode to Secretary of State John Kerry:

Are you ready world?
"Aye Aye President"
I Can't hear you
"AYE AYE PRESIDENT"
Ohh...
Who lives in a bubble, that's under D.C.?
"Spongespine Spandexpants"
Appeasement and yellow, not for us is he
"Spongespine Spandexpants"
If nuclear nonsense be something you wish
"Spongespine Spandexpants"
Then drop our demands and flop like a fish
"Spongespine Spandexpants"
READY
Spongespine Spandexpants
Spongespine Spandexpants
Spongespine Spandexpants

SPONGESPINE SPANDEXPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...

Well, nobody's laughing now. Ready or not--we'll get a nuclear deal with Iran.

[With thanks to these folks for the original lyrics.]

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Note on site statistics: When I strip out the junk hits from Blogger statistics that seem to come and go in waves, I appear to have under 12,000 hits per month (I take a 3-month average for this).

My old statistics package, Site Meter, seemed to miss a lot and even disappeared visits after they've appeared.

I added a new StatCounter late in 2016. So far it shows far fewer hits than Blogger and is more in line with the old Site Meter. But it too seems to be missing what appear to be Facebook links that Blogger picks up. And oddly, the total in the counter has dropped a lot after I went over 100K. That's odd. So I'm not sure what my audience size is. It is puzzling to me.

Of course, it is quite possible that the basic problem is my failure to use Facebook and Twitter for keeping and expanding an audience. I noticed that my audience size fell by over 75% by the old statistics as Facebook and Twitter took off. I may be a blogosaur! So be it. On the bright side, traffic picked up significantly during 2021 and 2022. I don't know why.

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