Apparently, there's a LOLCat war regarding Crimea. As long as Putin is doing his best impression of Baghdad Bob by insisting there are no Russian troops within even a hundred miles of Crimea, I guess I can add one.
Petsnaz sniper in action at Simferopol:
Clearly a member of a local Crimean pro-Russian self defense force.
No way that's Russian armed forces taking over Crimea, eh?