Thursday, December 20, 2012

Won't Get Fooled Again

Having seen a wiser and more experienced communist dictatorship fooled once by a joke publication, North Korea has decided not to fall for another obvious farce and declared their own man of the year:

In North Korea, however, the state news agency is reporting that Time's pick is actually its young supreme leader, Kim Jong-Un. "The U.S. magazine The Time selected the dear respected Kim Jong Un as 'man of 2012.'" reads the official report[.]

Actually, as the article notes, Kim Jong Un "won" the readers' poll. Which if you looked closely (which I did not, I confess), had the top vote getters spell out with their first initials "KJU GAS CHAMBERS".

The Un really is a Cartman-like doofus. A murderous doofus, to be sure. But a doofus.

But excuse him, he's the Kim designated as the one to be strung up by his heels on a darkened lamp pole in Pyongyang when the whole rotten system collapses.