Tuesday, December 21, 2010

On the 365th Day, Janet Rested

We've discovered a hole in our homeland security defenses. Said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano:

“What I say to the American people is that… thousands of people are working 24/7, 364 days a year to keep the American people safe.”
WikiLeaks reports that the 365th day is actually April 13th.

Homeland Security officials requested the American people to be more vigilant on that day.