... And We're Here to Help

Well, you have to admit (tip to Instapundit), if we didn't make choices the government believes we shouldn't make, they wouldn't have to force us to make the "right" choice.

And as long as our betters know exactly what is right for us, we have nothing to fear!

UPDATE: Of course, when our betters scale up their goals to the entire globe, a simple loss of chocolate milk is the least of our problems.