Like He Even Counts!

Sniff. Clearly, Iowahawk lacks the gravitas bestowed by proper elite educational credentials to even shine the shoes of a Nobel Prize-winning economist.

If he had that gravitas, he'd be able to twist statistics to fit his views rather than letting the data take him where it wants to go.

On the other hand, Iowahawk does have tenure. I assume nobody can fire him from his endowed blogging comfy chair regardless of what he writes.