Clingers

The Swampland blog asked for titles for this photograph of Hamas members listening to President Obama's Egypt speech:

Apparently, they doubt Obama will carry out his fine words in ways that will satisfy them.

I wasn't about to login to comment, but when I looked at the comments, I was shocked that nobody had written the obvious caption:

"Bitter Obama Skeptics Cling to Allah and Guns"

I mean, really, the caption wrote itself.