Donald Trump assures the American people that his penis is not small.
To which Anthony Weiner responds, "If it's going to be that kind of campaign season, I'm in!"
And to bring it full circle, I made a Trump reference in that post.
I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue.
UPDATE: Here's a nice quote:
"Do you want me to punch you to the floor to realize I am still there?"
On the bright side, that wasn't Kasich from the debate.
That was Zimbabwe's disaster of a president-for-life, Robert Mugabe.
So we haven't hit rock bottom.