Thursday, March 12, 2015

Math is Hard!

Given Hillary Clinton's argument that it was too tough for her to handle two phones (or one phone with two email systems?), perhaps she can be the new Barbie programmer. You remember that recent assault on women, right?

The story begins on a quaint morning. Barbie is typing away on her laptop. Barbie’s little sister Skipper asks her what she’s up to, and she enthusiastically responds that she’s designing a game for children. Skipper asks if he can play the game she’s designing, but Barbie shrugs happily and says, “I’m only creating the design ideas. I’ll need Steven and Brian’s help to turn it into a real game!”

Barbie needs help to cope with a computer virus, too.

Remember the grief that toy company got for that?

And now a leading contender for the presidential nomination of one of our parties can't handle email.

UPDATE: While only partly related (Carville does do some math!), I strongly believe that denying Hillary Clinton the presidency is worth it for no other reason than to keep that human gargoyle, James Carville, from becoming a common sight on our evening news again.

Good grief. He's Gollum and Hillary is his precious.