You Say You Want a Revolution?

Sheesh, how can I take these complaints seriously (tip to Instapundit) when they don't even have the compassionate head tilt?

And once again I'll ask at what point did you think it was a good idea to go to a 6-year party on borrowed money for a social sciences degree?

Yep, that was one expensive pizza you threw up anyway at 3:00 a.m. in that dorm bathroom after celebrating that "C+" in your "Gender Roles in Calvin and Hobbes: Deconstructing Middle Class Angst in an Age of Consumer Culture Propaganda" term paper.