Monday, September 12, 2011

The Beatings Will Continue Until Alarmism Improves

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission.

Al Gores's newest plan:

Former President Al Gore will renew his 30-year campaign to convince skeptics of the link between climate change and extreme weather events this week in a 24-hour global multi-media event.

"24 Hours of Reality" will broadcast a presentation by Al Gore every hour for 24 hours across 24 different time zones from Wednesday to Thursday, with the aim of convincing climate change deniers and driving action against global warming among households, schools and businesses.

Good grief, he's gone quite mad. Stark, raving, loony bin, "the end is nigh" insane.

Even ShamWow! limited itself to a 2-minute informercial. But Gore thinks that if he annoys us long enough, we'll go along with his carbon crusade. Sorry, Al, but mine eyes have not seen the glory.