The Federal Emergency Management Agency is making it tougher for governors to deny man-made climate change. Starting next year, the agency will approve disaster preparedness funds only for states whose governors approve hazard mitigation plans that address climate change.
So what if climate change is natural (as it was before man came along)? Die, faithless heretics!
As long as the money withheld is only for climate change issues, governors should proudly state they won't waste even "free" federal money for failing to bow to the pressure.
Also, keep in mind that this money pressure is being done by the same federal government that absolutely denies that the plain language of Obamacare denies federal money to states that don't set up their own exchanges.
Now go and emit no more.
UPDATE: Say, should states that receive federal money for military bases be required to accept that military power is a legitimate tool to resist our enemies?