Monday, July 17, 2017

I Remain Old

I saw Spider-Man. I really liked it.

I know I'm old because I was (figuratively) drooling for Aunt May. Huge fan.

And to cement my old status, I texted to my daughter, Lamb, who'd already seen the movie, "A heartwarming story of a misunderstood overprotective dad. Tragic, really".

To which she responded, "I knew you'd like that part".

Yeah, funny kid. She doesn't know I memorized the dad's speech to the date in the car.

Anyway, one more reboot sequence in this series and there won't be any woman in the show I can be attracted to (I chuckled at a reference to Aunt MILF) and remain socially acceptable.