Sunday, January 12, 2014

Bill Clinton is Now Crying

You have to know that former President Clinton is crying as he ponders this French news:

The woman considered France's first lady was hospitalized after a report the president is having an affair with an actress, her office said Sunday, as a poll was released showing the French shrugging off any liaison as none of their business.

Oh, not the public shrugging off the affair. Plenty of Bill Clinton's loyalists figured it was none of their business.

But the envy of seeing the French first lady go to the hospital over the affair has to sting. At least a little. Oui?

I joke. They're a happy couple, I'm sure.