It's a Christmas miracle of healthcare.gov! Every time a bell rings, a young healthy person is enrolled in Obamacare!
On the first week of Obamacare,
Sebelius gave to me
A glitch in the logic tree.
On the second week of Obamacare,
Sebelius gave to me
Two talking points,
And a glitch in the logic tree.
On the third week of Obamacare,
Sebelius gave to me
Three clenched hands,
Two talking points,
And a glitch in the logic tree.
On the fourth week of Obamacare,
Sebelius gave to me
404 error,*
Three clenched hands,
Two talking points,
And a glitch in the logic tree.
On the fifth week of Obamacare,
Sebelius gave to me
Five-hour waits,
404 error,
Three clenched hands,
Two talking points,
And a glitch in the logic tree.
On the sixth week of Obamacare,
Sebelius gave to me
Six insurers lying,
Five-hour waits,
404 error,
Three clenched hands,
Two talking points,
And a glitch in the logic tree.
On the seventh week of Obamacare,
Sebelius gave to me
Seven techs a-surging,
Six insurers lying,
Five-hour waits,
404 error,
Three clenched hands,
Two talking points,
And a glitch in the logic tree.
On the eighth week of Obamacare,
Sebelius gave to me
Eight aides a-sulking,
Seven techs a-surging,
Six insurers lying,
Five-hour waits,
404 error,
Three clenched hands,
Two talking points,
And a glitch in the logic tree.
On the ninth week of Obamacare,
Sebelius gave to me
Nine cronies dancing,
Eight aides a-sulking,
Seven techs a-surging,
Six insurers lying,
Five-hour waits,
404 error,
Three clenched hands,
Two talking points,
And a glitch in the logic tree.
On the tenth week of Obamacare,
Sebelius gave to me
Ten Senators a-leaping,
Nine cronies dancing,
Eight aides a-sulking,
Seven techs a-surging,
Six insurers lying,
Five-hour waits,
404 error,
Three clenched hands,
Two talking points,
And a glitch in the logic tree.
On the eleventh week of Obamacare,
Sebelius gave to me
Eleven coders coding,
Ten Senators a-leaping,
Nine cronies dancing,
Eight aides a-sulking,
Seven techs a-surging,
Six insurers lying,
Five-hour waits,
404 error,
Three clenched hands,
Two talking points,
And a glitch in the logic tree.
On the twelfth week of Obamacare,
Sebelius gave to me
Twelve bloggers blaming,
Eleven coders coding,
Ten Senators a-leaping,
Nine cronies dancing,
Eight aides a-sulking,
Seven techs a-surging,
Six insurers lying,
Five-hour waits,
404 error,
Three clenched hands,
Two talking points,
And a glitch in the logic tree.
*Pronounced "4-oh-4", of course.
I thought we were getting a pony.
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