Wednesday, October 02, 2013

I Will Fly No More, Forever

A TV weather guy broke down and cried at the latest global warming report:

When meteorologist Eric Holthaus read the recent climate report from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), he saw that things were worse than even he had anticipated.

He then vowed not to fly again. Because it was too traumatic to cope with the fact that the report expressed higher confidence than the last report that humans are causing catastrophic global warming which their models are less less reflective of reality compared to the last report's timeframe.

Dibs on the carbon credit!

Hot damn. I've got my indulgence carbon offset to do what I want with!

But really, bless you Mr. Holthaus. Now go and emit no more.