I kid you not:
The Socialist Party office in the southern city of Carcassonne was hit buy an explosive device in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
The explosion caused windows to be blown out and part of the ceiling to collapse. Windows at a school across the road were also blown in by the force of the blast.
No one has so far claimed responsibility for the attack but graffiti left at the scene suggests so called wine militants may have been behind it.
"Wine militants."
No word on what the cheese death squads were doing at the time.
UPDATE: Thanks to Mad Minerva for the link.