Change I Can Believe In!

Remember when feminists condemned men's "elevator eyes?" The classic line for the feminist was to point to their eyes and angrily assert, "Hey, I'm up here!"

Now feminists have established an express elevator to the basement level.

Well, OK, then. Duly noted.

I used to have fun with an M & M machine in my office. Sometimes women would come in and, politely trying to keep from interrupting my work, avoid eye contact while heading straight for the chocolate. Sometimes I'd say, "Hey! I'm up here!"

Who knew I was behind on the feminism curve?