"What kept those forests open before was the natural process of fire," Allen says. Natural fires from lightning burn along the ground, taking out only the shrubs and small trees. But for the last century, the U.S. Forest Service has suppressed almost all fires. They thought fire did more harm than good.
But radical environmentalists insist that every fern is sacred, so we never actually change our destructive practice.
Every Fern is sacred.
Every Fern is great.
If a fern is wasted
Gaea gets quite irate.
But since the practice is all about making sure environmentalists can believe they care more than others about the forest rather than protecting the forest, the policies continue and we can look forward to more of this new normal.
Heck, it's win-win if they can blame this on global climate change rather than man's policies about the forest.
