I don't Twitter. Too wordy, don't you know. Lord, I barely Facebook.
Anyway, some were pretty good. So I feel compelled to add my 2 bits:
"Wendy? I'm online."
An online journal of commentary, analysis, and dignified rants on national security issues. Other posts on home life, annoying things, and a vast 'other' are clearly marked.
"Wendy? I'm online."