The Department of Reelection

You've got to be kidding me, right?

Have no doubt that if created, a Department of Jobs will go on a hiring spree. And that will be its only foray into creating jobs. (But don't look too closely at how many jobs it kills indirectly.)

I guess this means we can quit fooling ourselves and just rename the Department of Labor to the Department of Labor Unions.

And then the Department of Jobs can be named the official arbitrator for disputes between DOLU and the Department of Commerce.

We're seriously deep in FUBAR territory.