Russia, led by President Vladimir Putin, has petitioned the United Nations for exclusive control over 463,000 square miles of the Arctic Ocean, including the North Pole. Russia has pulled all the stops this time, claiming they can prove their right to an exclusive economic zone in the area, following UN laws.
It gets worse. Russia claims Santa is a fascist and that elves are ethnic Russians begging for liberation.
What? You thought I was joking?
We really do need a POLARCOM, it seems.