Thursday, January 07, 2016


Behold our new bestest friends in Tehran!

Iran's supreme leader said Monday the United States was seeking to influence next month's elections in the Islamic republic but said such efforts would receive a "punch in the mouth".

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's comments related to parliamentary polls and a ballot for the Assembly of Experts, a powerful committee of clerics who will pick the country's next supreme leader when the incumbent, who is 76, dies. Both elections take place on February 26.

A punch in the mouth? No, that's not what will be hit given the position we've assumed for Iran.

Which makes this claim kind of funny in a God-we're-screwed sort of way:

Iran unveiled a new underground missile depot on Tuesday with state television showing Emad precision-guided missiles in store which the United States says can take a nuclear warhead and violate a 2010 U.N. Security Council resolution.

The defiant move to publicize Iran's missile program seemed certain to irk the United States as it plans to dismantle nearly all sanctions on Iran under a breakthrough nuclear agreement.

We'll be "irked." Please, we've assumed the position, and we've thanked and asked Iran for another.