Look, My Liege! Hockey Stick!

It's 26.3 degrees (F) outside and it feels like 16.

I know that global warming is a "global" thing, but on the first day of spring I hoped my part of the globe might experience some of that warming. Yes, I know, this is weather and not climate (remember that the next warm day in November, okay?), so all I have to say is that it must be bloody hot in the rest of the globe to make up for Michigan.

Oh wait, it isn't? Huh. Tip to Stones Cry Out.

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