I am an American. Proud of it, too.
And I guess this explains all. Tip to Hugh Hewitt's site.
I like football, scantily clad young women, and beer.
Empire cannot be far behind.
This guy appears to be serious. Really, some people are just weenies.
(And my apologies if I didn't see through his jest and he is just pretending to have the brain power of a mossy rock.)