[It] did not include a picture of the splendid hooded purple velvet cloaks, nor the elaborate Blood-Diamond-encrusted cod pieces which we Deniers sport at our orgiastic convocations where we ritually sacrifice at least one polar bear cub, one snail darter and one California Delta Smelt to our God whose name (Long may he reign!) is Evil Selfish Greedor.
One, did I miss the October convocation? Dang. I do so look forward to the orgiastic convocations. Second Tuesday of the month sneaks up on you fast. That's the problem with getting direct deposit from Exxon. Back in the day, the first Tuesday check in the mail was a great reminder to dust off the cod piece.
And two, since when did we take the polar bear cubs off the menu (Arctic Circle Veal was the menu item, I recall) and start sacrificing them? Bloody waste, I say.
In the battle between dupes of evil warmists and deniers, at least we on the denial side have more fun.
And really, what with the velvet cloaks and whatnot, one can understand why we might lack enough money to really kick the denial propaganda into high gear, but what's the excuse of the warmists for mucking up simple experiments?
Seriously, I won't deny that if we place our planet in a sealed glass jar, increase carbon dioxide levels from trace to nearly 100%, and use a non-Sun-like heat source, that we can dramatically increase temperatures on our planet.
Never let it be said that science can't persuade me.
