Thursday, May 26, 2011

Don't Grumble, Give a Whistle!

What a freaking idiot (tip to Instapundit):

What if gas hit $5 a gallon? Here are some benefits (and we're serious about most of them)[.]

Once you get past the idiocy of the premise, it is nigh well impossible for me to separate the serious from the not-serious "benefits."

I guess we can look forward to these scenes at our gas stations:

Always look on the bright side of $5.00 per gallon gasoline.

Dare we hope for the blessings of higher prices than that?