Wednesday, May 22, 2013

The Headline Writer Full Employment Act

Oh please, run. Oh please, run. Oh please, run.

Anthony Weiner (Clown--NY) has officially thrown his--er--hat into the ring to run for mayor of New York City:

Disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner announced his candidacy Wednesday for mayor of New York City. But he will have a harder time than Rep. Mark Sanford did in staging a comeback.

A harder time, indeed. The headlines write themselves. Good grief, it won't be just the New York Post, either.

I can hardly wait for the official Weiner campaign slogan: "Being your mayor ... excites me!"

And if Donald Trump would be kind enough to run against Weiner, I think I will dump all my Lockheed Martin stock and invest in the Comedy Channel.