Twisted Logic

Silly Neanderthal Deniers! What light bulb ban? There is no "ban" on incandescent bulbs. If you don't want the wonders of twisty bulb illumination, you can have as many incandescent light bulbs as you want! You just have to make it yourself, you see.

Why would the media defend the light bulb law so blindly? I mean, it was done during the Bush administration so it would fit nicely with the "blame Bush" mentality they have.

Still, I look forward to seeing how people will get around the ban. Those 100 watt incandescent bulb are the heating element for the old-style Easy Bake ovens, remember. How long before some enterprising person starts selling 8-packs of "Toy Oven Heaters?"